Joke

  • A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is
not functioning as required therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Oko touched his wife Akpana and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister Akuji that stays with us is my sex machine,
we had several abortions she has even planned to poison you on our returned from Italy so that the both of us will elope for the U.S.A please find a place in heart to forgive me. She responded “No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess. Please
you must also forgive me oooo, Raymond nd
Peace among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child is Veronica the rest belong to Your best friend Moses . You also remember
you were rubbed by arm rubbers last year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I actually set you up by some gangs who rubbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford
University in England. Even now as we are
talking, I have arranged for your death
through hired assassins on our return.” Mr. Oko responded “no problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the
pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful men/women of faith because, God has answered your prayers, the two
engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of
safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers became mute

instead of celebrating the good news. One of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES oooooooo”

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